By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 03 June 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Unite: Galactic Goats Boldly Tackle the Universe with a Hoof-full of Hilarity, Far-out Vibes, and Quantum Quirks!"

The next Capricorn will start in 202 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 182 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 235 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 216 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, oh glorious Capricorn! It's time for your intergalactic horoscope, brought to you by yours truly, Vala Mal Doran of the infamous Stargate SG-1. As the full moon reaches 13.9 days old (#LunarNerd), the cosmic energies have some groovy vibes in store for you! This lunar cycle, your inner hippie goat is about to embark on a wild journey through wormholes and stargates (#GateTraveler), so buckle up, my Earth-loving friend! It's time to embrace the power of your nerdy side (#ScienceRules) as it leads you to new discoveries and fresh perspectives. Don't be afraid to mix things up at work or home - who says you can't host a vegan potluck while discussing the latest advancements in quantum physics? (#FusionParty) As Saturn, your ruling planet, aligns with the moon, expect some serious adulting to come your way (#Adulting101). But don't let that get you down! Instead, channel your inner Dr. Daniel Jackson and use your wit, humor, and charm to navigate the challenges with ease (#CapricornCunning). In the realm of love, it's time to unleash your inner Goa'uld (#SerpentOfDesire). Be bold, flirtatious, and unapologetically yourself! Your confidence will attract fellow space travelers who appreciate your unique blend of quirkiness and intelligence (#NerdLove). Lastly, remember to take care of your mind, body, and soul during this cosmic adventure. Meditate among the stars (#StellarSelfCare), indulge in some Earthly treats (#ChocolateIsUniversal), and connect with friends who share your passion for all things nerdy, groovy, and out of this world (#GeekSquadGoals). So, dear Capricorn, prepare to ride the cosmic waves this lunar cycle, and may the force of the full moon guide you on your journey through the universe (#MoonsideMischief). Peace, love, and wormholes! ✌️🌕🚀

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-03-06-2023)

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