Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans: Saturn Sends Mixed Signals and Mars Mulls Over Your Mortgage!"

The next Capricorn will start in 110 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 90 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 143 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 124 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, my dear Capricorns, gather 'round, and let's have a little chit-chat about the cosmic happenings. Now, I know you're not one to shy away from a challenge, so buckle up because the universe has got a thrilling game of hide and seek prepared for you. Pluto, that lil' mischievous planet, is playing hard to get in your sign. It's gone retrograde like a hipster refusing to use a smartphone. "I only communicate via smoke signals and carrier pigeons," says Pluto, "It's more organic." This could dredge up old issues or patterns, kind of like when you stumble upon an old photo of yourself from the 80s - it's all parachute pants and big hair. You're going to look at those patterns and think, "What was I thinking?" But don't worry, this is a chance to re-evaluate, redecorate, and maybe, just maybe, finally get rid of those neon leg warmers. Meanwhile, the moon is showing off its Waning Gibbous phase, approximately 18.5 days old. If you'd ask me, the moon is having a bit of an existential crisis. It's thinking, "Am I half empty or half full?" It's an 18.5-day-old glass of lunar milk just sitting there, contemplating life. For you, this means it's time to release, let go, and shed light on things that no longer serve you. Think of it as a cosmic yard sale where you get to decide what stays and what goes. And remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure, except for that old VHS collection of Predator movies. Seriously, who even has a VHS player anymore? So, my dear Capricorns, get ready to face your past, declutter your present, and step into your future with nothing but the essentials: courage, determination, and maybe a copy of Predator on Blu-ray. Because let's face it, you never know when you'll need to channel your inner Arnold Schwarzenegger. #CapricornChaos #CosmicYardSale #PlutoHipsterVibes #MoonMilkMusings #PredatorBluRayEssential

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-03-09-2023)