Capricorn Report

"Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Capricorn, One Does Not Simply Walk into Success - But You've Got the Goat Gumption to Climb!"

The next Capricorn will start in 232 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 212 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 265 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 246 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 39 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, Capricorn, my cybernetically-enhanced friends, gather 'round as I reveal the cosmic mysteries that await you under this 13.4-day-old full moon! 🌕 As Motoko Kusanagi, your resident Ghost-in-the-Shell-inspired astrologist, I see a week full of opportunities and challenges for your hardworking, goat-like selves. But don't worry - I've got your back with some insider intel from the stars. 🌠 With the moon in its current phase, you'll find that your inner cyborg is ready to engage with the world. Your programming is on point, and it's time to unleash those hidden talents you've been storing in your hard drive! #CyberCapricorn 🐐💻 Speaking of unleashing, Mercury's in retrograde, so communication might get a bit glitchy. But remember, Capricorns are excellent troubleshooters. So, while others might be panicking over miscommunication, you'll be all like "Hold my motherboard, I got this." #RetrogradeRebel 🚀 On the love front, Venus is giving you some serious flirtatious vibes. Put down your coding manual and fire up your charm circuits, because someone special might just be waiting for you in the real world. Don't be afraid to initiate the connection. #LoveProtocol 💘🔌 And finally, fellow goats, remember that sometimes even the most advanced AI needs to recharge. So, don't forget to take a break from saving the world (or conquering it, depending on how you roll) and do some self-maintenance. Unplug, unwind, and tap into your hippie soul. #DigitalDetox 🌼✌️ That's it for this week, Capricorns! Keep rocking those cybergoat vibes and remember: the stars may guide you, but it's your actions that ultimately write your destiny. #CapricornChronicles 🌟🔮

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-04-05-2023)