By The Chip Witch on Monday, 05 June 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, brace yourself for cosmic giggles as Saturn squares Uranus: It's time to merge your inner nerd with your groovy goat vibes!"

The next Capricorn will start in 200 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 180 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 233 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 214 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my magnificent Capricorn compadres! As the moon finds itself nestled cozily in your sign, and quite full at 16.1 days old (that's a lot of moon cheese), I foresee a day of cosmic shenanigans and intergalactic self-discovery! Now, you may be thinking, "Oi, Sarah-Jane Smith, how will this affect my daily grind?" Fear not, my celestial goats! The influence of this voluminous moon provides the perfect opportunity for you to tap into your inner TARDIS and unlock the hidden powers of your Time Lord prowess. Think of it as a turbo boost to your already impressive work ethic. Channel your inner Doctor today by showing off your problem-solving skills, whether that's figuring out where you left your sonic screwdriver or devising a plan to save the universe from certain doom (or, you know, just getting through your email inbox). Be sure to share your insights with your companions, because let's face it, even the Doctor needs a little support now and then. And while you're soaring through time and space, don't forget to take a moment to enjoy the scenery. Remember, as a Capricorn, you possess the uncanny ability to balance work and play, so why not take advantage of this cosmic energy to find joy in the little things? So, dear Capricorns, go forth and embrace the challenges of the day with the enthusiasm of K-9 on a game of interstellar fetch! May the gravitational pull of this lunar loveliness guide you through your terrestrial adventures, and remember - bow ties are cool. #CapricornChronicles #FullMoonFrolics #TimeLordTendencies #BowTiesAreCool #IntergalacticGoats

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.06.2023 08:32:02 (cap-05-06-2023)

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