Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, looks like it's high time to secure your cargo! Universe is throwing asteroids your way - but don't fret, you're tougher than a Reaver's breakfast!"

The next Capricorn will start in 170 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 150 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 203 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 184 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! So, Pluto's playing hard to get and decided to go retrograde in your sign, huh? Now, I know the question on your minds: "Does it mean I'm going to be abducted by aliens?" Well, fret not, unless you've been sending ET some interstellar love letters, you're safe! To put it in plain English, Pluto retrograde is like your favorite sci-fi series. There's a whole season of character development being revisited, powers being reevaluated and villains being confronted. Yes, it’s time for the rerun of the "Capricorn Chronicles!" This retrograde is a wake-up call from the cosmic control room to reflect, reassess and realign your goals. Pssst… it’s time to dig out that New Year resolution list you abandoned faster than a spaceship at light-speed. Now, let's talk about our lovely Waning Gibbous moon, currently 16.9 days old - almost old enough to get its driver's license (in lunar years, of course). This phase is akin to a slightly deflated party balloon - the party's over but the memories (and the mess) are still fresh. It’s the universe’s way of telling you to chill out, clean up, and process what just happened. So, Capricorns, get ready for some introspective journeys this week, wrap up loose ends, and maybe do a little cosmic spring cleaning. Oh, and remember, even when the stars seem to be playing a game of celestial musical chairs, keep your cool. After all, as Carl Sagan once said, "The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." Until next time, live long and prosper. 🖖 #CapricornChronicles #PlutoRetrograde #WaningGibbous #CosmicSpringCleaning #TheStarsAreNotTheLimit

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-05-07-2023)