"Capricorn, Hold onto Your Horns! Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Climb Out of That Comfort Zone... Or Maybe Just a Really High Tree!"
The next Capricorn will start in 108 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 88 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 141 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 122 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Capricorns of the cosmos! You're all a bunch of ambitious, sensible goats, aren't you? Well, brace yourselves for a roller coaster ride through the universe - Snake Plissken style!
So, Pluto, the planet that got friend-zoned by the solar system, is currently doing the cha-cha slide in reverse across your sign. Retrograde, they call it. I like to think of it as cosmic moonwalking. #PlutoGotTheMoves
Now, this little celestial tango is going to stir up some deep-seated issues. Yes, even deeper than your secret obsession with Star Trek trivia. This ain't no time for a Vulcan nerve pinch, my friends, it's time for introspection!
The Third Quarter moon, 20.6 days old and still looking like a half-eaten cheese wheel, is shining its light on your financial sector. Just remember, money isn't everything... unless you're trying to buy a lightsaber on eBay. Then you might want to keep an eye on that wallet.
This lunar phase also points to a time of release and letting go. Maybe it's high time you let go of that grudge against your friend who spoiled the Game of Thrones finale. Or perhaps it's your collection of vintage comic books. (But seriously, if it's the latter, call me first. I've been hunting for that Spiderman #1 issue for eternity!)
So, to wrap this up, here's your mantra for the week: I'm a Capricorn, I got this. So bring it on, universe! #CapricornPower #NerdAstrology #EscapeFromReality
Remember, folks, we're all just stardust navigating through this cosmic comic strip called life. So, stay groovy, my fellow space hippies!
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 05.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-05-09-2023)