Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force be Bun-Side Up: A Stellar Forecast for Those as Stubborn as a Hutt but with Way Better Fashion Sense!"

The next Capricorn will start in 107 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 87 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 140 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 121 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Oh, you Capricorns! Ever the mountain climbers, never mind the fact that Pluto is retrograde in your sign. But who needs forward motion when backward motion is so much more interesting? You see, Pluto's retrograde is like that awkward moment when you're walking down the street, and you trip over nothing. Yes, nothing! Because let's be honest, if there was something, at least you'd have an excuse. But no, you tripped because gravity decided to play a prank on you. Thanks, gravity! Now, the Third Quarter moon, which is currently about as old as a good cheese (21.6 days), is going to add a little stink to your life. Not in a bad way, no, but in a way that will make you cringe, laugh, and then appreciate the uniqueness of the situation. You see, life is like a cheese – it gets better with time, but it also gets a bit moldy. So, embrace the mold, Capricorn! It’s just another form of penicillin, right? This week, you'll feel a bit like a scientist who forgot his lab coat at home. You'll be prepared for everything, yet unprepared for the unexpected, which is pretty much everything in life. Embrace the chaos, Capricorn! Remember, without chaos, there wouldn't be any order. So, this week, trip over nothing, smell the metaphorical cheese, and forget your lab coat. Because, let's face it, lab coats are so last season anyway. #CapricornPrankster #PlutoRetrograde #CheesyLifeLessons #EmbraceTheChaos #LabCoatOptional

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 08:32:02 (cap-06-09-2023)