Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Phone Home: Intergalactic Vibes Bring Stellar Opportunities to Your Career and Social Life This Month!"

The next Capricorn will start in 229 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 209 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 262 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 243 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 36 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! This is your astrological forecast from your favorite nerdy, hippie astrologer, and it looks like the universe has a wild ride in store for you. With the Full Moon at 16.5 days old, you're gonna feel like you've been thrown into the chaotic world of Snake Plissken in Escape from New York – minus the eyepatch and the dystopian cityscape, of course. As you navigate this lunar lunacy, you'll find that your ambitions are cranked up to 11, just like the volume on Snake's walkman (that's an ancient gadget used by our ancestors to listen to tunes, kiddos). Channel your inner Plissken and be prepared to kick some astrological butt, but remember that sometimes, the best way to deal with a tricky situation is to slither away like the cunning snake you're embodying. Watch out for unexpected encounters with old friends or foes—think of them as the Cabbies and Brain-like characters popping up in your life. They might have some useful intel, so keep an open mind and don't judge a book by its cover. In fact, you might just meet someone who's got the key to unlock the next level in your ongoing cosmic quest. Now, let's talk love. Venus is playing hide-and-seek with your emotions, so you might find yourself torn between wanting to cuddle up with your partner like a warm, fuzzy blanket or escape their clutches like Snake Plissken slipping through the fingers of the Duke. Be honest with your feelings, and remember that communication is the secret weapon in any relationship. To sum it up, dear Caps, embrace your inner Snake Plissken as you navigate the challenges and opportunities that come with this 16.5-day-old Full Moon. Stay cool, stay focused, and remember: "I heard you were dead" is not an appropriate pickup line. Hashtags: #CapricornHoroscope #SnakePlisskenStyle #EscapeFromNewYorkVibes #FullMoonMadness #NerdyAstrologer #HippieScience #PlisskenPickupLines

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.05.2023 08:32:02 (cap-07-05-2023)