Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Conundrum: When Saturnian Vibes Meet Picasso's Paintbrush – A Hilarious Journey into the Cosmic Goat's Artistic Aspirations!"

The next Capricorn will start in 228 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 208 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 261 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 242 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 35 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, dear Capricorn, my calculations indicate that today's Waning Gibbous moon, which is approximately 17.5 days old in human terms, shall bring forth a wave of cosmic energy that may cause you to feel as if you've just completed the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! #WaningGibbous #MoonVibes As a sensible and ambitious Earth sign, your desire to achieve your goals may be strong enough to rival that of Lord Vader himself. However, don't be lured by the Dark Side, dear Capricorn. Instead, remember the wise words of Master Yoda: "Do or do not, there is no try." #YodaWisdom #CapricornGoals In matters of love and friendship, it appears that a new alliance may form, reminiscent of the heroic camaraderie between Han Solo and Chewbacca. Don't be afraid to let your guard down and accept this new connection, as it may lead to great adventures across the galaxy. #HanAndChewie #FriendshipGoals On the career front, be cautious not to let your ambition overpower your reason, for even the most advanced droid can sometimes make mistakes. Keep a balance between your work and personal life, lest you end up feeling as frazzled as a malfunctioning R2 unit. #WorkLifeBalance #DroidProblems Remember, Capricorn, the Force is strong within you. Embrace the cosmic energies of the Waning Gibbous moon, take heed of the wisdom of the Jedi, and approach each day with the determination of a Rebel fighting for freedom in a galaxy far, far away. #TheForceIsWithYou #CosmicCapricorn

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-08-05-2023)