Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Sends Its Rings A-Spinning!"

The next Capricorn will start in 136 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 116 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 169 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 150 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, all you Capricorn kiddos, it's time to buckle up your seatbelts and put on your space helmets, because Pluto has decided to hit the cosmic rewind button and is now retrograde in your sign. Oh yes, the universe has cranked up its record player and the tune is a bit wonky. Pluto, the misunderstood underdog, the "I'm not a planet, but wait, maybe I am" celestial entity of our solar system, is playing pranks in your backyard. Think of it as that nerdy kid in the corner who suddenly decides to be the life of the party. It's bringing up old issues, past patterns, and let's not forget the embarrassing high school memories (ugh!). But hey! It's not all doom and gloom. Remember, retrogrades are like your science teacher's pop quizzes - they're here to make sure you've understood your lessons well. So, dust off your old issues, laugh at your silly mistakes, and prepare for an emotional decluttering. It's like spring cleaning for your soul but in space. Now, onto the moon. Our lovely lunar light bulb is currently in its third quarter and 22.1 days old. It's basically having a mid-life crisis but in a good way. It's time to reassess, reevaluate and, re- everything really. It's like the moon is your favorite science fiction novel - it's full of twists and turns, and just when you think you've figured it out, bam! Plot twist! So, Capricorns, take a deep breath, don your favorite space pajamas, and embrace the chaos. After all, even in a universe full of uncertainty, there's always room for a little fun. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde #ThirdQuarterMoon #CosmicSpringCleaning #SpacePajamas #EmbraceTheChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-08-08-2023)