Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: An Astrological Forecast That's More Fun Than Hoverboarding Over a T-Rex!"

The next Capricorn will start in 135 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 115 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 168 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 149 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Heya, Capricorns! As a certified celestial nerd, I've been observing Pluto's confusing backward stroll through your star sign. If you're feeling as if the universe is doing the Cha-Cha slide on your life right now, don't panic. It's just Pluto in retrograde. This little icy planet is about as rebellious as a teenager told to clean their room. It's decided to go against the cosmic traffic and is stirring up some serious existential dust bunnies in your life. Retrogrades are about revisiting, re-evaluating and redoing. So, guess what? It's time to look at where you've been, so you can figure out where you're going. Now, grab your metaphorical broom, and let's get sweeping! But let's not forget that sneaky Third Quarter moon, who is currently in its angsty 23.1-day phase. This lunar phase is like the universe’s way of saying, “You’re almost there, but not quite.” It’s a push towards completion, like when you’ve reached the end of a sci-fi series and can’t decide whether to start another one or get some sleep. Spoiler alert: You start another one. So, Capricorns, it's time to buckle up, strap on those moon boots, and prepare for a journey of self-discovery that makes Frodo's trip to Mordor look like a weekend getaway. Remember to stay cool, calm, and collected, even if Pluto is acting more erratic than your Wi-Fi signal. In the grand cosmic scheme, you're just a small speck in the universe. But, hey, so is Pluto, and look at the chaos it's causing. So, go forth, be chaotic, be brilliant, and above all, be YOU. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde #MoonMoods #AstroNerdAlert #FarscapeForever

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-09-08-2023)