By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 10 September 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Season: Time to Climb That Mountain... Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Goggles and Tie-Dye Safety Rope!"

The next Capricorn will start in 103 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 83 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 136 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 117 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! Remember that time when Pluto was declared a dwarf planet and it got all sulky and went into retrograde? Well, it’s back in your sign and let's just say, it has its tiny celestial knickers in a twist. Don't worry, it's not about to pull a 'Game of Thrones' on you, but brace yourself for some intense cosmic energy. Understand this, my Capricorn friend, Pluto's not here for small talk, it's going to dig deep into your psyche. You may find yourself questioning your life choices, like why you agreed to go on that blind date with a Gemini, or why you thought vegan cheese tasted anything like the real deal. You might also feel a bit like Bilbo Baggins, reluctant yet itching for an adventure. That's because we've got a waning crescent moon that's 25.3 days old, and it's whispering in your ear, "It's time to let go... but maybe not the Netflix subscription just yet." The good news is, the next full moon is at 9:58:21 on September 29th, 2023. So mark your calendars, folks, because that's when you'll finally get the cosmic kick in the pants you need to make your move. Maybe it's time to buy that vintage vinyl record player you've been eyeing, or finally learn Klingon, because why not? In short, your life is about to be as exciting as a Star Trek convention. Embrace the chaos, Capricorn, and remember - the Universe is full of surprises, just like that time they found water on Mars, or when you found out brussels sprouts could actually be tasty. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrogradeRevelations #WaningCrescentWhispers #FullMoonFever #CosmicKickInThePants

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.09.2023 08:32:02 (cap-10-09-2023)

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