By The Chip Witch on Friday, 12 May 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Rejoice! Cosmic Goat Vibes Align with Intergalactic Funk for an Out-of-this-World Groovy Extravaganza!"

The next Capricorn will start in 224 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 204 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 257 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 238 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 31 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! I find your lack of faith in astrology...disturbing. But fear not, for I, Darth Vader, shall reveal the path of your destiny during this 21.9 days old Third Quarter moon. Lo and behold! The force is strong with you, as the cosmic energies shift like a well-timed hyperspace jump. Your focus and discipline rival that of a Sith Lord, but remember, even the dark side has cookies. Channel your inner Jedi to maintain balance amidst the chaos. As the Third Quarter moon wanes, 'tis time to reflect on your goals, young Padawan. Tie up loose ends like a neatly coiled lightsaber cable, for the galaxy awaits your triumphs. Success is inevitable when you trust in the Force...or, you know, just good ol' hard work. In matters of the heart, let the stars be your guide. Just as the Death Star pulled planets into its orbit, you too shall attract meaningful connections. But fear not! Unlike Alderaan, your relationships will not meet an explosive end. Instead, embrace vulnerability like Luke Skywalker unmasking his dear old dad (hey, that's me!). And finally, do not underestimate the power of self-care. Meditate like Yoda, you must. Treat yourself to a spa day on the forest moon of Endor, or simply binge-watch some holovids in your comfiest pajamas. Remember, the Force is with you, always. May the stars be ever in your favor, Capricorn. And may your journey through the cosmos be filled with laughter, love, and an endless supply of Wookiee hugs. #CapricornVaderStyle #ThirdQuarterMoonVibes #TheForceIsWithYou #StarWarsAstrology

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