By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 12 August 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Twist - Even Cylons Couldn’t Predict This One!"

The next Capricorn will start in 132 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 112 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 165 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 146 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Oh, dear Capricorn! Your week is looking as chaotic as the aftermath of a Narn-Centauri bar brawl. With Pluto, the planet that's always got its knickers in a twist, retrograding in your sign, you may feel as though you're trying to herd cats...in zero gravity. The waning crescent moon is lingering around like a Minbari at a peace conference, keeping secrets and whispering old tales. Expect the unexpected. You might find a Vorlon in your sock drawer or a piece of the Starfury in your morning cereal. But fear not, dear Capricorn, for the full moon is on its way, scheduled to arrive at 1:37:05 on August 31st, 2023. And we all know how punctual moons can be! This gleaming beacon will bring clarity, much like when Londo finally figured out that his hair was not, in fact, sentient. So, strap on your gravity boots, keep a keen eye for any lurking Shadows, and remember, even in the midst of cosmic calamity, there's always time for a good laugh...or a stiff drink. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrogradeMadness #WaningWisdom #FullMoonFollies #Babylon5Astrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-12-08-2023)

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