Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Conquers the Cosmos! Watch Out Universe, There's a New Space Goat in Town!"

The next Capricorn will start in 100 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 80 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 133 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 114 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 28 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! The cosmos has some news for you. Pluto's in retrograde in your sign and let me tell you, it feels like a cosmic rock concert where Pluto's the lead singer and you're front row, getting the full blast of the speakers. But don't panic, it's not a concert of doom. It's more like a psychedelic music fest - a bit loud, overwhelming, but ultimately transformative. #PlutoRetrogradeRockstar Now, let's talk about that New Moon, 28 days old today. She's akin to that last slice of birthday cake left in your fridge. You know it's past its prime, it might not taste as good, but you can't help but savor every last bite. It's an opportunity to reflect on what's been consumed and what's left to be enjoyed. A time to tie up loose ends and get ready for a fresh serving of celestial cake. #StaleMoonCake Prep yourself for the next Full Moon, happening on the 29th of September, at exactly 9:58:21. Much like a perfectly executed science experiment, this Full Moon is going to hit all the right notes at the right times. It's a time for illumination, clarity, and maybe a few werewolves. So, grab your silver bullets...or maybe just a nice silver necklace and prepare for enlightenment. #FullMoonFrenzy In a nutshell, dear Capricorn, the universe is currently your unruly pet that you love but can't control. You're the nerdy dog owner who's trying to teach quantum physics to their pup. It's chaotic, it's confusing, but it's also a lot of fun if you let it be. #CosmicDogWhisperer Remember, you're a Capricorn. You've got the goat spirit in you - agile, determined, and able to climb the highest peaks of this cosmic rollercoaster. So, hang in there! The view from the top is going to be epic. #GoatPower Peace, love, and stardust, Capricorn!

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-13-09-2023)