By The Chip Witch on Friday, 14 April 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Chronicles: The Goat's Guide to Galactic Grooviness - Quantum Leaps in Love & Levitating Luck!"

The next Capricorn will start in 252 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 232 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 285 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 266 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 59 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my dear Capricorn friends! It appears the celestial bodies have aligned to bring us another delightful day in the cosmic dance, and your resident astrologer, Elim Garak, is here to share some insights. As the Third Quarter moon is an ancient and wise 23.2 days old, it seems only fitting that our sturdy Capricorn friends will find themselves in a rather... *ahem*... enlightening situation. Yes, you see, this geriatric lunar visage shall bestow upon you the gift of patience - something we all know you already possess in abundance. #SarcasmIntended But fear not, dear goats, for this newfound level of patience shall serve you well in the coming days. As the galaxy continues to spin and twirl like a drunken Targ, you'll find yourself at the center of a swirling vortex of chaos (otherwise known as "life"). And how does one navigate such treacherous territory? With grace, poise, and a healthy dose of dry humor, of course! You'll need to draw upon your inner strength and tap into your inner Spock, for logic and reason shall be your guiding light in these tumultuous times. #LiveLongAndProsper So, as you face this cosmic conundrum, remember to keep calm and carry on, my stalwart Capricorns. Embrace the wisdom of the aged moon, channel your inner Vulcan, and let your nerd flag fly high! And if all else fails, just remember: It's only logical to keep smiling through the chaos. #NerdyHippieAstrologerOut

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