Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Star Trek Ahead: Resistance to Laughter is Futile, Embrace the Goat Within and Beam Up Your Ambitions!"

The next Capricorn will start in 130 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 110 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 163 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 144 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Oh, dear Capricorn, the time has come for an astrological update that would make even Gandalf raise an eyebrow! Pluto is currently pulling a full-on Houdini, going retrograde in your sign. And let me tell you, this isn't your garden variety disappearing act. It's more like Frodo wearing 'The One Ring' sort of disappearance! This might leave you feeling like Bilbo Baggins after a long, unexpected journey - slightly disoriented and craving a second breakfast. The good news? The New Moon is 27.7 days old, in the 'crone' phase. A little past its prime, much like Dumbledore on a bad beard day, but still full of wisdom and mystery. This is a perfect time to tap into your inner Hermione and learn something new. You might even want to ride your broomstick out of your comfort zone! And ah! The next Full Moon lurks around the corner, set to appear at 1:37:05, 31st Aug 2023. Prepare yourself for a werewolf-level transformation, minus the hairy situation. More like Professor Lupin, less like Fenrir Greyback, if you catch my drift. So gear up, brave Capricorns! Your journey may be as twisty as the plot of Game of Thrones, but remember, every hero needs a bit of challenge before the victory. #CapricornChronicles #HobbitHappenings #LunarLaughs #AstrologyAwesomeness #PlutoPullsAHoudini #MoonMagic #FantasyFate

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-14-08-2023)