"Capricorn, Your Stars Say It's Time to Put Down that Spock Figurine and Step into the Real (Yet Mysteriously Astrological) Universe!"
The next Capricorn will start in 99 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 79 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 132 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 113 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, fellow space travelers! Listen up, Capricorns - it's time to get your astrological groove on with a dash of humor from yours truly, the nerdy hippie astrologer.
Pluto is currently moonwalking in your sign, doing a retrograde dance that would make Michael Jackson proud. Now, in plain old Earthling terms, that means it's time for some serious introspection; like Spock contemplating an illogical paradox.
This Plutonian retrograde is like getting an intergalactic wake-up call from Q - annoying, yes, but also an opportunity for growth, like a tribble in a grain storage unit. It’s a time to rethink, redo and re-evaluate. So don your thinking caps, pull out your calculators, and let's do some soul math!
The new moon is practically invisible, like a Romulan warbird under cloak. With only 28.9 days old, she's just a baby in lunar terms. A new moon in your sign is all about new beginnings, so consider this your personal reset button.
And let’s not forget about the upcoming full moon. Scheduled to light up our lives at precisely 9:58:21, on 29th Sep 2023. This could be a dramatic moment, like when Captain Sisko discovers the wormhole – so brace yourself for some illuminating revelations!
So, dear Capricorns, in the words of Captain Benjamin Sisko, "The road to paradise is paved with the souls of the innocent and the guilty." Pluto's retrograde and the new moon call for a deep dive into your soul, to face your inner demons, and emerge stronger.
Stay groovy, cosmic voyagers! And remember, we're all just stardust navigating this cosmic trek. #CapricornAstrology #PlutoInRetrograde #StarTrekHoroscope #NerdyHippieAstrologer #CosmicVoyagers #MoonDance
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-14-09-2023)