Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: A Galactic Goat-a-Palooza of Productivity and Frak-tastic Fun is Heading Your Way!"

The next Capricorn will start in 251 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 231 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 284 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 265 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 58 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my dear Capricorns! As the great omnipotent Q, I have taken a brief hiatus from tormenting the crew of the USS Enterprise to bring you some delightful news from the celestial realm. As the 24.3-day-old Waning Crescent moon hangs in the sky like an unfinished croissant, it beckons you to wrap up your earthly tasks and prepare for the forthcoming cosmic shift. This month, your ruling planet Saturn has been busy playing hide-and-seek with Jupiter, and let me tell you, the planets have got some serious moves! This cosmic dance will ultimately bestow upon you the power to boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before. So, don't be afraid to explore new ventures, whether it's learning Klingon or attempting that vegan soufflé recipe you've been eyeing since the last solar eclipse. As a word of caution, however, Mercury is currently in retrograde, which means it's time to practice your Vulcan patience. Communication may become as scrambled as a Starfleet distress signal, but worry not, dear Capricorn! Your innate perseverance will guide you through these trying times like a trusty tricorder. Finally, keep an eye out for unexpected connections! The stars are aligning, and you may find yourself forming a cosmic alliance with someone you least expect – perhaps even a Romulan or Ferengi! Just remember to keep your phasers set to stun, because you never know what surprises the universe has in store. So, go forth and conquer the galaxy, dear Capricorn! Or, at the very least, tackle that mountain of laundry that's been piling up in the corner of your room. And remember, in the immortal words of Spock, "Live long and prosper." #WaningCrescentVibes #CapricornChronicles #StarTrekAstrology #QsCosmicGuidance

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.04.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-04-2023)