Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars are in Alignment, but Your WiFi Probably Isn't - A Cosmic Giggle from the Universe."

The next Capricorn will start in 160 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 140 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 193 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 174 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! So, Pluto's taken a vacation and is playing the hermit in your sign. If you're feeling like you're stuck in a retro 80's workout video and can't find the remote, don't panic. It's just Pluto doing its retrograde dance in your house. You know the drill - time to dig deep, like a hobbit on a quest for the one ring. Only, I hope you fare better than Frodo did with Gollum. And remember, no tossing dwarfs, even if they are annoyingly persuasive. Meanwhile, Luna's showing a sliver of herself, playing coy. She's at a waning crescent and about as old as a cheese that's been forgotten at the back of the fridge. No worries, though - it's still good for a late-night snack. Just trim off the blue bits. Next full moon? Well, that's happening at precisely 18:33:26, Aug 1, 2023. Mark your calendars, set your alarms, and don't forget your moon pies. It's going to be a lunar extravaganza worthy of a Neil Armstrong quote. So, Caps, it's time to embrace the chaos, ride the cosmic waves, and remember - even when Pluto's retrograde, it's still a planet in my book. #CapricornChaos #PlutoForever #MoonPieParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-15-07-2023)