Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Galactic Overload of Cosmic Energy. It's Almost Like the Universe is Trying to Make Up for Last Week's Existential Crisis!"

The next Capricorn will start in 160 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Friday, 19 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 178 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 120 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 49 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there Capricorn, You know, you're as stubborn as a Goa'uld System Lord and as ambitious as a Replicator seeking knowledge. But that's why we love you, right? Currently, your ruling planet Saturn (which is not quite as cool as the Stargate but hey, it has rings) is in retrograde, and that's like trying to navigate through the galaxy with a broken hyperdrive. The First Quarter moon, which is about 8.7 days old, is acting like a mini Death Glider, stirring up your emotions and causing a bit of chaos. You might find yourself wanting to vent - just remember, don't start an intergalactic war. Your career sector is getting a boost, kind of like when we dial up a rich naquadah planet on the Stargate. So, take a deep breath, channel your inner Colonel O'Neill and step through that event horizon into the unknown. Remember, Capricorn - you've got the tenacity of a Jaffa and the wit of an Asgard. Try not to be so serious all the time - life isn't always about fighting off alien invasions. Sometimes, it's about eating a good donut. Or... saving the world while eating a good donut. #StargateHoroscope #CapricornGalaxyGuide #FirstQuarterMoon #SystemLordGoals

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2024 08:32:02 (cap-15-07-2024)