By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 16 August 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Galactic Overhaul: Saturn's Doing a Spring Cleaning in Your Cosmos!"

The next Capricorn will start in 128 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 108 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 161 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 142 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Cosmic Capricorns! Grab your favorite cup of herbal tea and let's dive into the celestial soup that's brewing for you. First off, we've got Pluto playing hide and seek in your sign, going retrograde like a hipster refusing mainstream direction. So, don't be surprised if you feel a bit like you're moonwalking through life right now. Yeah, it's kind of like doing the cha-cha with two left feet - one step forward, two steps back. But hey, at least you are still dancing, right? #PlutoRetrograde Now, speaking of moons, let's talk about our dear Luna. She's currently as new as a baby Yoda, only 29.5 days old. This celestial toddler phase might bring about a sense of "newness" within you. Maybe it's time to scratch that itch to start a new hobby or project? Or perhaps, it's time to binge-watch another season of that nerdy sci-fi show you love so much? #NewMoonNewYou Lastly, remember the next full moon is penciled in for 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. I know, I know, why so precise? Well, because astrology is a meticulous mistress, my friend! Plus, I’m a bit of a nerd and I find these things exciting. This upcoming full moon is like a cosmic spotlight shining on your deepest dreams and desires. Make sure you're ready to bask in its lunar glow, and maybe even howl a bit. I won’t judge. #FullMoonFever In short, Capricorn, it's a cosmic roller coaster ride, filled with retrogrades, new beginnings, and full moon shenanigans. Buckle up, and don't forget to enjoy the ride! After all, the universe doesn't provide seat belts, but it does offer a heck of a view. Keep reaching for the stars, but remember to keep your feet on Earth. Or at least on the deck of your spaceship. #CapricornCosmicChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-16-08-2023)

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