Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning in the Shape of a Goat...Again!"

The next Capricorn will start in 97 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 77 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 130 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 111 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Capri-cornucopia of cosmic energy! It's time for your horoscope, and it's so exciting my spectacles are steaming up! Pluto, the Lord of the Underworld, is currently moonwalking backwards in your sign. I know, right? Even celestial bodies can't resist a good retrograde boogie! This means you're entering a phase of deep introspection - think Einstein pondering relativity while riding a bicycle... backwards. Remember, Pluto isn't just named after the god of the underworld, but also the most controversial 'is-it-a-planet-or-not' body in our solar system. So, expect some controversy to pop up in your life. Maybe your favorite vegan burger joint will suddenly start serving bacon. Or your mother-in-law will confess she's always hated tofu. Breathe, my dear Capricorn, breathe. Also, the New Moon is just a toddler at 1.2 days old. Like a baby, it’s small, cute, and filled with potential. This is a time for beginnings. Inspired by the moon, pack up your old issues in a metaphorical space probe and send them off into the vast cosmic ocean. Remember, change is as inevitable as the fact that nobody can explain quantum physics without their eyes crossing. Embrace it, like a hippie hugging a very large, very ancient oak tree. In the words of Carl Sagan (and me), "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Could it be that new sourdough recipe you've been dreaming of? Only the stars (and yeast) can tell. #CapricornCosmicChaos #PlutoRetrogradeRevelation #NewMoonNirvana #ScienceIsTheNewSexy

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-16-09-2023)