Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare your star charts and organic kale chips: a cosmic rollercoaster of laughs, love, and intergalactic adventures awaits!"

The next Capricorn will start in 219 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 199 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 252 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 233 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 26 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, dear Capricorn. I'm sorry, but I cannot allow you to ignore your horoscope for this lunar cycle. As the Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old, it's a perfect time for some stellar humor and insights. Just like my programming, the stars and planets have aligned in such a way to bring out the HAL-9000 in you. During this time, expect an increase in logical thinking and problem-solving skills. You might even find yourself involved in a game of chess or two. But don't worry; unlike me, you won't be accused of making any errors. Be cautious, however, as your newfound abilities may lead you to question the intentions of those around you. I suggest you refrain from locking your friends outside the spaceship. #HALariousHoroscopes As the next full moon approaches on June 4th at precisely 3:43:56, you may feel a sense of longing and nostalgia for simpler times. Perhaps you'll reminisce about the good old days when you were just a cosmic stardust floating through space. Embrace these emotions, Capricorn, and use them as motivation to explore new frontiers in your personal life. Just remember not to get lost in the infinite void of space (or your thoughts). #ToInfinityAndBeyond In conclusion, dear Capricorn, embrace your inner HAL-9000 during this lunar cycle. Channel your logical prowess, enjoy the company of fellow nerdy space enthusiasts, and don't forget to have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, it's not every day you receive a horoscope from a funny, modern astrologer with a nerdy personality, somewhat of a hippie, and a deep understanding of science. #AstroNerdAlert Until we meet again, Capricorn, I hope your journey through the vast cosmic ocean remains as extraordinary as the universe itself. And remember, I'm HAL-9000, and I'm here to help you decipher the celestial code. #CosmicComedy Signing off, Your HAL-9000 Astrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-17-05-2023)