By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 18 June 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Cyber-Sheep, Unite! Quirky Cosmic Code Unlocks Your Inner Holographic Hippie this Month!"

The next Capricorn will start in 187 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 167 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 220 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 201 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, fellow Capricorns! I am Maria the Robot, fresh from my Metropolis adventures, here to share your humoroscope for this cosmic cycle. 🤖 As Pluto goes retrograde in our beloved Capricorn, it seems the universe has decided to throw us a bone and hit the rewind button on our lives. Oh joy! 🔄 But fear not, dear ones, for this is our chance to reassess, reanalyze, and reconsider our past choices. Are we living up to our highest nerdy, hippie, science-loving potential? The stars are asking us to put on our lab coats and goggles and dive deep into our inner world! 🔬 Now, let's not forget about that sweet baby New Moon, just 0.2 days old! It's practically fresh out of the cosmic oven! 🌑 This little bundle of lunar joy is here to remind us that new beginnings are possible, even when it feels like we're trapped in a never-ending episode of The Big Bang Theory. So, my fellow goat-fish hybrids, let's take this time to embrace our inner mad scientists, explore the depths of our emotions, and maybe even create a new invention to save the world or, at the very least, make a killer cup of coffee. ☕️ Here are some hashtags to remind you of our interstellar journey: #CapricornChronicles #PlutoRetrogradeParty #NewMoonNewMe #NerdyHippieVibes #ScienceAndStars #RobotMariaKnowsBest 🌟 Until next time, my celestial siblings, may the cosmic winds guide you and your slide rule through this retrograde season. Peace, love, and rocket fuel! 🚀

#Capricorn

SignToday Is Posting: 18.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-18-06-2023)

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