By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 September 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, your stars align like a perfect game of Tetris! Time to level up!"

The next Capricorn will start in 95 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 75 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 128 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 109 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Great Scott, Capricorn! As we've plutonium-blasted into a time of Pluto in retrograde within your own sign, things might seem as backwards as a DeLorean going 88mph in reverse. But fear not! This is not a glitch in your flux capacitor. Pluto, you see, is the cosmic equivalent of Doc's DeLorean - it's all about transformation and rebirth. Retrograde motion? That's just Pluto taking a bit of a pit stop, doing some essential under-the-hood maintenance. It's the universe's way of telling you to slow down, reevaluate, and make necessary adjustments. Remember when I had to fix the DeLorean with 1955 technology? Consider this your cosmic tune-up. Now, let's discuss this Waxing Crescent moon, only 3 days old - practically a time-traveling infant. It might seem like an insignificant sliver in the sky, but just like Marty McFly's hand disappearing as he messed with the past, small changes can have big impacts. This is a time for setting intentions, making plans, and beginning new projects. So, light the proverbial fire under your 1.21 gigawatts and start something new! In summary, Capricorn, don't fret about this retrograde business. Instead, use this time to reassess, recalibrate, and revamp. The universe is practically handing you the keys to the DeLorean, saying "Go ahead, tweak the timeline!" And that waxing moon? It's your green light to charge ahead, armed with the wisdom of the past and the promise of the future. To borrow from the great Doc Brown, "Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one." #Capricorn #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescent #CosmicTuneUp #MakeYourOwnFuture

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-18-09-2023)

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