Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I find your lack of chill disturbing: A far-out cosmic forecast for the Vader-esque goats out there!"

The next Capricorn will start in 186 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 166 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 219 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 200 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn comrades! This week, as the funky planet of Pluto goes retrograde in your very own sign, it's time to buckle up and get ready for the cosmic rollercoaster ride that awaits you! But fear not - this groovy astrologer has the deets on how to keep things light and breezy. 🌌 First, let's talk about that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny new moon, a mere 1.1 days old! 🌑 It's like a newborn babe, just waiting to learn about this crazy world we live in. Think of it as your cosmic sidekick, urging you to dive deep into your inner space and discover the hidden treasures within! While Pluto is spinning backwards, it's time to go all Indiana Jones and uncover the archaeological wonders of your past, dear Capricorn. 😎 This retrograde season is all about digging up those exciting memories and lessons that have been buried under layers of responsibility and seriousness. Dust off your fedora and whip, and let's get exploring! And hey, did you know that the word "retrograde" was actually invented by an ancient alien civilization? 👽 They called it "Retrogrado," which roughly translated means, "Time to chillax, Earthlings!" Don't believe me? Just ask my friend Zathras, the intergalactic librarian. Now, let's get down to business. Here are your hashtags for this cosmic week ahead: 1. #PlutoRetroParty 🎉 - Because who says retrogrades can't be fun? Throw yourself a little shindig and invite all your celestial buddies! 2. #CapricornArchaeology 🏺 - Unearth those hidden gems and be proud of how far you've come, you glorious goat! 3. #NewMoonSidekick 🌙 - Embrace the youthful energy of that fresh little moon and let it guide you through this wild week. 4. #ChillaxWithZathras 🍹 - Take a moment to enjoy the intergalactic wisdom of our favorite space librarian while you kick back and relax. So there you have it, Capricorn pals! Remember to embrace the groovy side of life this week as you navigate the twists and turns of the cosmos. Keep it light, stay funky, and may the stars be ever in your favor! 💫 Peace, love, and stardust, Your Nerdy Astrologer ✌️

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-19-06-2023)