Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha Again and Your Routine is About to Get as Scrambled as Schrödinger's Cat!"

The next Capricorn will start in 94 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 74 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 127 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 108 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! Buckle up, because this week you're going to feel like the Alien in Ridley Scott's 1979 classic. You know, the one with the killer extraterrestrial being? Yeah, that one. With Pluto in retrograde in your sign, you might feel like you're ready to burst out of someone's chest... metaphorically speaking, of course, no need to scare your coworkers. Don't be surprised if you're feeling a bit more emotional than usual. It's not every day that a dwarf planet decides to moonwalk backwards through your sign. Don't worry, it's just like that time you tried to reverse park into a tiny space while your friends were watching from the sidewalk. It felt like a disaster at the time, but remember how you nailed it in the end? This is just like that. Only this time, there's more cosmic energy involved. And less laughing (hopefully). Now, let’s talk about that Waxing Crescent moon. Four days old and already causing trouble. It's like a toddler with a permanent marker - cute but potentially destructive. If you've been feeling a little off-kilter, blame it on the baby moon. It's causing a bit of a ruckus in your fifth house of creativity and romance. On the plus side, this could lead to some interesting doodles on your metaphorical living room wall (I hope you like abstract art). On the downside, you may find yourself doodling hearts around your ex's name. Resist the urge, Capricorn! That ship has sailed, hit an iceberg, and sunk. So, stay strong, my dear Capricorns. Remember, even in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely see you shine! Embrace the chaos, ride the retrograde wave, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. #PlutoRetrograde #CapricornChronicles #WaxingCrescentCraziness #AlienAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.09.2023 08:32:02 (cap-19-09-2023)