Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Aligned than Scully's Skepticism: Brace for Inexplicable Abundance of Potted Plants!"

The next Capricorn will start in 155 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 135 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 188 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 169 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alrighty then, my lovely Capricorns! Time to saddle up and brace yourself, because this one's a real doozy. Spoilers ahead! Pluto, your old chum, has decided to take a little stroll backwards through your sign. Retrograde, they call it. I call it "doing the timey-wimey wobble." Either way, it's going to stir things up a bit. Now, you might be thinking, "But River, Pluto's not even a planet anymore!" And to that, I would say, "Well, dearie, in the grand scheme of the universe, aren't we all just tiny bits of stardust floating around?" And also, "Science giveth, and science taketh away." So let's not get hung up on labels, shall we? With Pluto backpedaling, you might find some old ghosts popping up. An ex-lover, a forgotten dream, or...that embarrassing memory from third grade. And yes, I'm talking about the one with the pudding. But don't fret! This isn't doom and gloom, it's an opportunity to face the past, laugh at it, and maybe even learn something. Meanwhile, our baby moon, just a smidge over two days old, is grinning down like a Cheshire Cat in your sky. A Waxing Crescent, for those who like the fancy terms. This cheeky little satellite is all about new beginnings. Embrace it! Start that novel you've been babbling about, try that exotic cuisine, or maybe make peace with pudding...again. In essence, my dear Capricorns, this is a time for growth, laughter, and a few unexpected surprises. So buckle up, keep your sonic screwdrivers handy, and remember - in the words of a certain madman with a box, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" Hashtags of the day: #TimeyWimeyWobble #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescentAdventures #CapricornChronicles #MakePeaceWithPudding

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-20-07-2023)