By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 20 December 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's In Retrograde, So Hold Onto Your Teacups and Don't Panic!"

The next Capricorn will start in 2 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 35 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alrighty, Capricorn, it's time to strap in and buckle up 'cause the stars have a wild ride ahead for ya. Mercury, that gossipy ol' planet, is doing the backwards shuffle right through your sign. Now, I know what you're thinkin': "Merc retrograde? Can't that thing just pick a direction?" Well, it can't, and let me tell you why. See, when Mercury goes retrograde, it's like it's taking a brief siesta. It's not actually moving backwards, it's just being a bit of a lazybones. This can cause all sorts of minor inconveniences, like miscommunications, technological hiccups, and travel snafus. You might find yourself sayin', "Gorram it, why won't my hyperdrive work?" or "Why did my communicator send that text to my ex instead of my current beau?" And to that, I say, blame it on Mercury. Then, we got Pluto, the lil' planet that could, sitting pretty in your sign. Pluto's all about transformation, rebirth, and blasting away old patterns like you're in a shoot-out with Reavers. It's a powerful influencer, so don't be surprised if you feel like shaking things up a bit. Just remember: Change can be as exciting as a thrilling spaceship chase if you let it. Lastly, we got an 8-day-old First Quarter Moon. This is a time of action, ambition, and pushing forward, like when you've got a cargo hold full of contraband and Alliance ships on your tail. Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns - or the spaceship by the controls - and steer your life in the direction you want. So, Capricorn, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate these celestial challenges with grace, humor, and maybe a touch of that stubbornness you're so famous for. And remember: You can't stop the signal. The stars are talking, and they're rooting for you. #CapricornHoroscope #MercuryRetrograde #PlutoPower #MoonMagic #CantStopTheSignal.

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-20-12-2023)

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