Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Got Dad Jokes and Uranus is Going Through a Midlife Crisis!"

The next Capricorn will start in 123 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 103 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 156 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 137 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! Now, don't take this the wrong way, but with Pluto going retrograde in your sign, it's a bit like you've been handed the intergalactic remote only to find all the channels are playing reruns of "Days of Our Lives." Yes, I know, about as exciting as a quantum physics lecture on a Friday night. The universe is basically saying, "Oi, Capricorn, let's revisit those life lessons we didn't quite get the first time around, yeah?" So strap on your space boots, my friend, it's time to walk down memory lane - and no, there won't be any ice cream trucks or vintage comic book stores to distract you. Meanwhile, the Waxing Crescent moon, just 4.5 days old, is looking at the world with wide-eyed wonder, much like me when I discovered that socks weren't for keeping your lunch warm. This baby moon beams down, reminding you to embrace a fresh perspective. So, in a nutshell, while Pluto's retrograde has you rehashing old issues faster than a Star Trek rerun, the youthful moon encourages you to see things with a new lens. Sounds a bit like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while riding a unicycle, doesn't it? But hey, if anyone can do it, it's you, Capricorn. Just remember, even Stephen Hawking had to start with the basics before he could understand the universe...or, in your case, your own life. Keep your chin up, nerd spirit high, and don't forget to water your houseplants. They're probably feeling this cosmic chaos too. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrogradeProblems #BabyMoonVibes #AstroNerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-21-08-2023)