Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, buckle up for a wild cosmic ride: Escape from Boring-Ville or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Planets!"

The next Capricorn will start in 244 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 224 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 277 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 258 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 51 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my dear Capricorn friends! It's Doctor Ellie Arroway, your far-out astrologer with a Ph.D in intergalactic vibes. As we bask in the glow of the #WaxingCrescentMoon, which is a mere 2.2 days old (it's practically a cosmic toddler!), let's dive into the swirling vortex of celestial insights for your groovy sign. Now, Capricorns, you're known for your ambition, and it's no secret that you're often off saving the universe from certain doom or discovering new planets to terraform. But this week, the universe wants you to slow down and smell the space roses (which, by the way, have a lovely hint of stardust). With the moon in its infancy, it's the perfect time to embrace your inner #ScienceHippie and focus on nurturing your personal projects, rather than trying to conquer the cosmos. Who knows, you might just find the formula for world peace in between those spreadsheets! As you take a breather from your usual planetary pursuits, don't forget to indulge in a little R&R (that's rest and relativity, for all you Einstein enthusiasts!). Take this opportunity to break free from the black hole of workaholism and reconnect with the constellation of loved ones who light up your life. Remember, even the most powerful supernova needs some downtime to recharge its batteries. Now, don't fret, my cosmic comrades - your ambition won't be diminished by this brief respite. In fact, it will be as if you've gained access to a wormhole that propels you forward with newfound energy and enthusiasm! So kick back, relax, and let the celestial tides guide you toward greater self-discovery, personal growth, and perhaps even a revelation or two about the true nature of our universe (hint: it's funnier than you think!). Keep reaching for the stars, Capricorns, and remember: even though we're all just tiny specks in the grand cosmic scheme of things, that doesn't mean we can't make a big impact. 🚀🌌✨ #CapricornHoroscope #WaxingCrescentMoon #ScienceHippie #SpaceRoses #RestAndRelativity #CelestialTides

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.04.2023 08:32:01 (cap-22-04-2023)