Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Mysterious Than the Unsolved Files in Mulder's Basement - Does that Include Alien Abduction?"

The next Capricorn will start in 91 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 71 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 124 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 105 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there Capricorn, this is your interstellar weather forecast. Strap in, because Pluto is in retrograde in your sign, which in layman terms means your life might feel like a low-budget sci-fi movie. You know how in the Alien movies, they say "In space, no one can hear you scream"? Well, during a Pluto retrograde, no one can hear you complain about your WiFi speed either. #RetrogradeReality The First Quarter moon, 6.9 days old (yes, I counted), is like that newborn Xenomorph – it's cute now, but it's going to grow up and wreak havoc on your sleep cycle. You'll be up at all hours, contemplating the mysteries of the universe and why pizza tastes better the next day. As for your work, just remember: in the same way Ripley had to outsmart those aliens, you too may have to outwit a few challenges. But hey, you're a Capricorn – you were born ready for battle, even if that battle is just an epic showdown with your office printer. Your love life? Well, let's just say you might meet someone who makes your heart pulse(r) faster. Just remember to keep your spacesuit on until you're sure they're human. #AlienDatingAdvice And finally, remember, Capricorn, during this time, it's important to keep things in perspective. The universe is vast and full of wonders – and yes, possibly aliens. So, don't sweat the small stuff. After all, it's not like a facehugger is about to jump out at you... right? #NerdyAstrologerHumor Hang in there, Capricorn. You got this, and remember: In the words of Ellen Ripley herself, "We are all in straws here." Keep floating, keep shining, and keep being the star that you are. #CapricornCrew

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-22-09-2023)