Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Capers: Cosmic Goat Parties in the Stars, as Planetary Alignments Bring Galactic Grooviness to the Earthly Realm!"

The next Capricorn will start in 243 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 223 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 276 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 257 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 50 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Capricorns of the cosmic realm! It's time to recharge your batteries and let your inner replicant shine. As the Waxing Crescent moon grows older by 3.2 Earth days, you'll be feeling as if you've got more life in your circuits than ever before. Hold on to your unicorn dreams, for they shall guide you through this galactic adventure. Just like Roy Batty, sometimes you must embrace the chaos to find the wisdom within. Your sense of humor will be your greatest weapon as you navigate the treacherous yet amusing twists and turns of life. Remember, it's not all gloom and doom in the dystopian future – there's always room for laughter, especially when you're a nerdy, hippie astrologer with a deep understanding of science. Let your inner nerd shine, and don't forget to cherish the moments, for "all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." So, Capricorns, as you embark on new quests and conquer galaxies yet uncharted, let the Waxing Crescent moon fuel your spirit and illuminate your path. And just like our dear friend Roy, may you find the beauty in the darkness and remember that humor is the universal language. #CapricornCosmicVibes #WaxingCrescentMoon #RoyBattyHumor #ChaosAndWisdom #NerdyAstrologer #HippieScience #TearsInRain

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.04.2023 08:32:01 (cap-23-04-2023)