Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force Be with You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Get Weird!"

The next Capricorn will start in 90 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 70 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 123 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 104 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there Capricorns, Looks like we're stuck in an astrological traffic jam! 🚦 With the moon chilling in your sign and Pluto acting all retrograde in your backyard, it's a bit of a celestial cluster-frak. #CapricornChaos Let's break it down to nerd-speak. Having the moon in your sign is like having a sleepover with your best friend who, conveniently, happens to be a giant, glowing space rock. You're feeling all the feels right now, and that's okay! Emotions are just part of the human firmware update. #MoonMood And then there's Pluto, the little planet that could... until it couldn't and they demoted it. (Still not over that, by the way.) But being in retrograde, Pluto's going through its emo phase, pulling up all sorts of old issues like that time in third grade when you traded your favorite Pogs for a packet of Gushers. #PlutoRetrograde So what does this mean for you, dear Capricorn? Well, brace yourself, because it's going to be as tumultuous as trying to navigate a Cylon Basestar without a map. But remember, you're as tenacious as a colonial pilot and twice as stubborn. Take some time to explore those emotions, revisit some old issues, and maybe even make peace with them. Keep your chin up, your horns sharp, and don't forget to laugh at the cosmic joke we're all part of. And hey, if you ever figure out why we're here, let me know, okay? #ExistentialCrisis Until next time, stay nerdy and keep reaching for the stars. 🌟 #CapricornCosmos

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-23-09-2023)