By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 March 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"

The next Capricorn will start in 273 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 8 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 291 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 233 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 162 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello there, Capricorn! You know, you're sort of like the TARDIS of the zodiac. Always practical, sometimes misunderstood, but always there when needed. Now, let me check my sonic screwdriver... Ah, yes! With the moon at 13.9 days old - practically a teenager, it's going through a rebellious phase. Just in the nick of time to align with your Saturn-ruled spirit. Expect the unexpected, which for you might mean actually leaving work on time or perhaps trying out that new vegan restaurant down the street. Yes, I said vegan! Don't look at me like you've just seen a Dalek. Even Time Lords need their greens. But beware! As the moon waxes towards full, emotions could run high. Remember, it's okay to feel. You're not a Cyberman, after all. Let your walls down, if only just a smidge. There's no harm in showing a bit more of your heart(s). Stay stellar, Capricorn. And if things get too intense, remember: you can always hop in your metaphorical TARDIS and take a break from reality. Time, after all, is not a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff. #CapricornChronicles #FullMoonFollies #TARDISTalk #TimeyWimeyHoroscope

#Capricorn

SignToday Is Posting: 24.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-24-03-2024)

Related Posts

Leave Comments