Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Unite! Galactic Goats to Conquer the Cosmos with Cosmic Karma and an Undeniable Knack for Space Hula Hooping!"

The next Capricorn will start in 242 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 222 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 275 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 256 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 49 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ah, Capricorn! The timey-wimey cosmic goat-fish hybrid of the zodiac. As the Waxing Crescent moon reaches its 4.2-day mark (quite an important number if you're into Douglas Adams), you'll find that the universe has a few tricks up its sleeve for you. First things first, my dear Capricorn: maintain your balance! You might be feeling a gravitational pull between your inner goat, eager to climb the mountain of success, and your fishy self, wanting to dive into the depths of emotion. Perhaps a brief encounter with a bowtie-wearing Time Lord can help you find your footing? Now, on to business: the celestial vibrations are nudging you to loosen up a bit. The TARDIS is in good working order, so don't be afraid to take a detour from your well-planned schedule. A spontaneous trip through time and space could reveal new opportunities and friendships - just avoid any weeping angels! With the Waxing Crescent moon in play, you may find yourself feeling more creative than usual. Whether it's inventing a sonic screwdriver or penning a witty limerick, don't hold back. Share your genius with the world! Lastly, Capricorn, remember that even a Time Lord needs a companion. Keep an eye out for kindred spirits who appreciate your quirky, nerdy ways. Who knows? You might just stumble upon your very own Rose Tyler or Martha Jones. Oh, and one more thing: beware of the Daleks. They're not particularly fond of humor or astrology. But, then again, who needs to impress a Dalek anyway? In conclusion, dear Capricorn, embrace your inner Time Lord as you navigate the twists and turns of life's adventures. You never know when you'll need to save the universe... or just have a good laugh. #TimeLordHoroscope #CapricornAdventures #WaxingCrescentSilliness #BowtiesAreCool #DontBlink

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.04.2023 08:32:01 (cap-24-04-2023)