Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Unite: Time to Replicant Success in the Star-studded Cosmos, No Androids Allowed!"

The next Capricorn will start in 181 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 161 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 214 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 195 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic Capricorn compadres! As I gaze at the celestial shenanigans unfolding before us, a most bodacious revelation has come upon me. The great hippie in the sky has spoken – #PlutoRetrograde is upon us! And it's all happening in our own stomping grounds, dear Capricorns. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through the galaxy, because our beloved dwarf planet has a few tricks up its sleeve. You see, dearest sea-goat friends, when Pluto goes retrograde, it's like your favorite jam band unexpectedly hitting that groovy riff in the middle of a sweet tune. It's a call to embrace change, dig deep into our roots, and tap into our hidden strengths. But fret not, my darlings, for our cosmic companion, the First Quarter Moon (which is a mere 5.6 days old, by the way), is here to illuminate our path with its waxing wisdom. #BabyMoonGlow So, what does this mean for you, oh wise and grounded Capricorn? Well, let's just say your inner scientist is about to merge with your free-spirited flower child. The universe is urging you to grab your lab coat and tie-dye shirt, and embark on an epic journey of self-discovery. #NerdyHippieVibes During this far-out phase, you may find yourself questioning the status quo and seeking answers to life's most profound mysteries. Why are we here? What's the meaning of life? Is there intelligent life on other planets? And most importantly, can one truly rock Birkenstocks with socks? Only time, introspection, and perhaps a telescope will reveal the answers, my dear Capricorns. #SocksWithBirksDebate As we traverse this cosmic roller coaster, remember to stay true to your Capricorn roots – steadfast, ambitious, and always ready to make a difference. And if you need some extra cosmic guidance, just look up at the night sky and remember: the universe has got your back, babe! #CosmicSeaGoatLove Now, go forth and rock this Pluto retrograde like it's Woodstock, my groovy Capricorn friends! Peace, love, and celestial vibes to you all. ✌️❤️🔭 #CapricornHoroscopeB5Style

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-24-06-2023)