Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Engage: Set Phasers to Success- With a Chance of Unexpected Romulan Intrusions!"

The next Capricorn will start in 150 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 130 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 183 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 164 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my steadfast and practical Capricorn friends! As Pluto - the dwarf planet, not the Disney dog (though that would be amusing) - is currently retrograde in your sign, you may be feeling a bit like a computer with too many tabs open. But fear not! This is not a bug, it's a feature! This is basically the cosmic version of spring cleaning. And let's be honest, we all have that one drawer or desktop folder (yes, I'm looking at you) that's a total chaos. So, let's embrace the chaos and get to organization! Now, the First Quarter moon is 6.9 days old, like a precocious child who's just learned how to tie their shoes. It's a time of growth and determination. You might feel like you're playing a never-ending game of Tetris with your life, but remember, even the most challenging levels can be conquered with patience and strategy. So, here's your mantra for this cosmic period: "I am the Ctrl+Alt+Del of my life." Go ahead, reboot your system, clear those unnecessary tasks running in the background, and brace yourself for a smoother, more efficient operating system... or, um, life. Remember, you are the captain of your own ship, the master of your destiny, the administrator of your personal computer, if you will. So, whether you're a goat climbing up a mountain or a nerd trying to fix a bug in your code, you've got this! And if all else fails, just remember the sage advice of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: DON'T PANIC. Keep your sense of humor and don't forget to laugh at the universe's cosmic jokes. #CapricornChaosControl #PlutoRetrogradeReboot #QuarterMoonMotivation #CosmicCodeCleanup

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-25-07-2023)