Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to get to the chopper of success! But remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it... I mean, overcome it. It's not a jungle out there, it's just Mercury in retrograde!"

The next Capricorn will start in 119 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 99 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 152 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 133 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! You know, I think Pluto got a bad rap. Despite being downgraded to a "dwarf planet," it's still out there, doing its thing, retrograde in your sign, and stirring up the cosmic soup. It's like the nerdy kid in school who suddenly became really cool...or at least retro-cool. If planets could wear thick-rimmed glasses and suspenders, Pluto would be on it. This retrograde period is like Pluto pushing up its glasses, squinting at your life's blueprint, and saying, "Hmm, there's room for improvement here." It's kind of like a celestial home renovation show, but instead of shiplap and subway tile, we're talking about your soul's infrastructure. Meanwhile, our First Quarter moon, a sprightly 8.4 days old, is like a precocious pre-teen trying to insert itself into adult conversations. It might feel like the universe is speaking to you in Morse code with all these mixed signals, but fear not, my Capricorn compadre! Take this time to embrace your inner geek, break out those suspenders (or yoga pants, we don't judge), and reassess what needs tweaking in your life. Are you living your truth or just playing a role? Are you walking your path or just following someone else's footsteps? Remember, it's okay to be the Pluto in your group of friends. Maybe you're not a gas giant or the shining sun, but you've got your own unique orbit and that's pretty darn cool. So, go rock that nerd chic, Capricorn! Remember, the cosmos may be sending Morse code, but you've got the decoder ring. Keep calm, carry a compass (metaphorically, unless you're really into orienteering), and make sure to hydrate. #PlutoRetrograde #NerdAstrology #MoonMischief #EmbraceYourInnerGeek #CapricornCool

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-25-08-2023)