Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Interstellar Overdrive: Saturn's Rings aren't just for Fancy Bling!"

The next Capricorn will start in 88 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 68 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 121 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 102 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, my dear Capricorn, let's take a cosmic journey, shall we? Now, you may have noticed that Pluto has been acting a bit...well, retrograde in your sign. This doesn't mean it's started wearing bell-bottoms and listening to disco music, though I hear that's making a comeback. #RetrogradeRetro No, no, my scientific-minded sea-goats. What this actually means is that Pluto, the little dwarf planet that could, is appearing to move backwards from our perspective here on Earth. It's like it's doing the moonwalk across the night sky, but without the Michael Jackson soundtrack. #PlutoMoonwalk This celestial cha-cha can stir up some deep-seated issues. It's a time for introspection, for reevaluating past decisions, and for deciding whether you really should have eaten that second slice of pizza last night. Spoiler alert: The answer is always yes. #PizzaIsLife Meanwhile, the moon is strutting its stuff in the Waxing Gibbous phase; it's 10.1 days old, if you want to get technical. That's roughly the same age as your untouched gym membership, am I right? #GymMembershipGuilt The Waxing Gibbous moon is all about growth and momentum. It's the universe's way of saying, "Hey, get off the couch and do something productive!" Like perhaps finally using that gym membership? Just a suggestion. #MoonMotivation So, Capricorn, despite the cosmic kerfuffle caused by Pluto's retrograde dance and the moon's growth spurt, remember the words of the great Kerr Avon: "When you can't change the direction of the wind — adjust your sails." Or in this case, adjust your telescope. #CapricornCoping Remember, it's all just a cosmic dance. So, put on your dancing shoes (or space boots), turn up the disco music, and embrace the journey. And maybe, just maybe, take a bite of that third slice of pizza. #CosmicChaCha Until next time, my stargazing friends! May the universe always keep you guessing. #AstrologyAwesomeness

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-25-09-2023)