Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: The Force is Strong, but the Patience Wanes - Time to Use Your Jedi Mind Tricks at Work!"

The next Capricorn will start in 149 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 129 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 182 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 163 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there Capricorn, I feel your pain. Pluto's gone retrograde in your sign again, hasn't it? It's like when you're throwing a small, sophisticated dinner party and suddenly your wild cousin from outta town crashes in with a six-pack of beer and a karaoke machine. Yeah, Pluto is that cousin. Now, I know what you're thinking. "I didn't sign up for this, I'm a practical, ambitious Capricorn!" Well, my friend, the cosmos has its own sense of humor - it's a bit like a politician promising to lower taxes, ha! So, what does this mean for you? It's time to embrace your inner wild child. You're about to embark on a deep transformative journey. Don't be scared, though. Think of it as being audited by the IRS, but instead of tax forms, you're dealing with your inner psyche. Sounds fun, right? Capricorn, during this period, you're going to go through some serious soul-searching. You might discover hidden talents, like realizing you can actually sing in key or that you can juggle not just your work-life balance but actual juggling balls, too! Now, let's talk about that First Quarter moon. At 7.8 days old, it's in its angsty teenage phase. It's urging you to take action, make decisions and probably to clean your room too, because let's be honest, we could all use a little tidying up. So, grab your cosmic broomstick, Capricorn, and start sweeping! Clean out those dusty corners of your heart and mind, and don't be afraid to shine brighter than a supernova. Because, in the end, aren't we all just stardust trying to pay bills and find good coffee? Remember, you're stronger than you think, wiser than you know, and definitely more capable than that one guy who always takes credit for your work in office meetings. So, chin up, Capricorn! It's time to show the universe what you're made of. #CapricornChaos #PlutoParty #MoonMood #CosmicCleanup #StardustAndTaxes

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-26-07-2023)