"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Logical Approach to Life Faces a Cosmic Giggle Fit This Month!"
The next Capricorn will start in 297 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 315 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus moves to Capricorn in 257 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 186 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hello, my stellar Capricorn friends! Now, I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears your ruling planet Saturn is having a bit of a moment. It's like that time when Kryten from Red Dwarf tried to vacuum the ship with a toaster. Just didn't quite work out how he planned, did it?
Well, as the Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old, and we all know how particular she can be around her 19th day, it's time to buckle up your astrological seat belts. You're about to experience a cosmic rollercoaster ride!
With Saturn in retrograde, you might find yourself drawn to the most random things. Like building a scale model of the Starship Enterprise out of toothpicks or trying to create your own version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
But don't worry, this is just the universe's way of reminding you that life doesn't always have to be so serious. So embrace the oddities, let your inner nerd shine bright. Remember, even in the vast expanse of the cosmos, there's still room for a little silliness.
Stay strong, Capricorns, and never forget: There is no problem in life that cannot be solved by a suitable application of HobNobs and Pot Noodle. And if all else fails, remember: Smeg happens!
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