Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's Retrograde is Coming and It’s More Confusing Than a Vogon Poetry Reading!"

The next Capricorn will start in 268 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 286 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 228 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 157 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Cosmic Capricorn! Now, before we start, grab your favorite cup of herbal tea and settle in. It's time to talk about your celestial forecast, with a dash of nerdy humor, as promised. The Waning Gibbous moon is 18.5 days old. And let me tell you, it's been around the solar block, like, one or two...or several billion times. #MoonOverTheHill. This phase of lunar life screams of wisdom and experience, much like our favorite tech guru - Mr. Universe from Firefly. So, much like him, you're entering a phase where you're not just keeping up with the pack; you're leading it, showing everyone how it's done. You might find yourself saying, "No power in the 'verse can stop me!" And guess what? You're right! Like our beloved River Tam, you've got the strength, the smarts, and the tenacity to make things happen. Just remember to keep your brain-box from overheating and don't forget to enjoy a strawberry now and then. #CapricornPower #Unstoppable Now, despite being an Earth sign, don't feel tied down. You've got the whole universe to explore - metaphorically speaking (unless Elon Musk has made some major strides in commercial space travel that I'm unaware of). Take advantage of this time to seek out new experiences, challenge yourself, and maybe even engage in a thrilling space chase (or simply a fun, adrenaline-rush activity). #AdventureIsOutThere And remember, even though you’re serious about reaching for the stars, don’t forget to have a little fun along the way. After all, laughter is the best spaceship repair tool. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine So, buckle up Capricorn, because the universe is calling. And, as we say in the astrological world, "Aim to misbehave." #CapricornInTheCosmos

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-29-03-2024)