Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Even Gravitational Waves Can't Knock You Off Balance!"

The next Capricorn will start in 146 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 126 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 179 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 160 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello Capricorn, it's your favorite celestial comedian here, with a horoscope that’s part Neil deGrasse Tyson, part George Carlin, and 100% Ivanova from Babylon 5. Now, Pluto's in retrograde in your sign - I know, right? The planet that's not a planet, but is still invited to the planetary party, is moonwalking in your backyard. It's like the universe's version of a surprise visit from that eccentric uncle who tells the weirdest stories but always brings the best snacks. Pluto, bless its heart, is all about transformation and change. But since it's doing the space equivalent of the funky chicken, it's dragging its feet on that metamorphosis thing. You might find yourself stuck in a “Groundhog Day” scenario, repeating patterns you thought you'd ditched. Don’t panic! Get out your Bill Murray playbook and find creative ways to have fun with the repetition. And then there's our friend, the Waxing Gibbous moon, currently at 10.9 days old. Not quite a teenager yet, but not a kid either. Just like that moon, you may be feeling a bit in-between. Not fully formed, but not unaware. This can lead to feelings of confusion and a sense of "am I there yet?" To which I say, enjoy the journey, my Capricorn caboose. You're exactly where you need to be. In short, this period is a cosmic remix of "Back to the Future" meets "The Neverending Story," with a dash of "The Big Bang Theory." So pop some popcorn, sit back, and watch the cosmic sitcom unfold. Just remember: even when Pluto is doing the cha-cha, you're still the star of your own show! #CosmicComedy #PlutoChaCha #WaxingGibbousConfusion #CapricornCapers #AstrologyAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-29-07-2023)