Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force (and Some Decaf) Be with You: Your Star Wars-esque Journey Through the Galactic Maze of Life!"

The next Capricorn will start in 175 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 155 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 208 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 189 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings Capricorn! Or should I say, Captain of the Cosmos? Now, don't get your stars crossed, but our dear, misunderstood Pluto (yes, I still consider it a planet, despite some 'higher authority' shoving it off the planetary VIP list) is in retrograde in YOUR sign. Yes, you heard that right! #RetroPlutoRevolution I know what you're thinking, "Oh, retrograde! That sounds like the time my computer crashed and I lost all my work!" But fear not, this isn't a cosmic catastrophe. It's more like Pluto, the celestial bad boy, decided to moonwalk through your sign. #MoonwalkingPluto With the Waxing Gibbous moon currently 11.3 days old (Ah! The preteen years. Brings back fond memories of cosmic acne and awkward star phases), you might feel like you're on an emotional rollercoaster. One moment you're on top of the world, the next, you're contemplating the meaning of life in the line at the grocery store. #WaxingGibbousGiggles But here's the deal, Capricorn. You are a goat. Not just any goat, but a SEA goat, which is basically the unicorn of the goat world. And what do goats do best? They climb. Even when Pluto tries to pull the rug of reality out from under your hooves, remember - you were born to scale the mountains of life. So, put on your mountain-climbing gear, pack some cosmic snacks, and get ready for the journey. A word of advice: Don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of the universe. After all, we're on a giant rock spinning around a fiery ball in the middle of infinity. If that's not a cosmic joke, I don't know what is. #CosmicComedyClub So, Capricorn, embrace the chaos, dance with Pluto, and remember - the universe doesn't make mistakes, it just has a wicked sense of humor. #DancingWithPluto Remember, what goes around comes around...especially in space. #KarmicOrbits Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, Capricorn. You've got this! #CapricornChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-30-06-2023)