By The Chip Witch on Monday, 31 July 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Buckle Up Your Space Boots: Saturn's Calling and It's Not to Borrow Your Flux Capacitor!"

The next Capricorn will start in 144 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 124 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 177 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 158 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! Buckle up, because it seems like the celestial bodies have decided to throw a party in your sign. Seriously, they're hanging out in Capricorn more than I hang out in my favorite Sci-Fi convention… and that's saying something! Now, our lovely moon has taken a vacation in Capricorn. So you might find yourself a tad more emotional than usual. But hey, who said being emotional is a bad thing? It's like watching the end of 'Doctor Who' season 2, sometimes you need a good cry. So, go ahead and let it all out. The Universe won't judge. #MoonInCapricorn Now, onto Pluto. Oh, Pluto! Once a planet, then not a planet, now a dwarf planet. Talk about identity crisis! Well, dear, it's currently doing the moonwalk (Retrograde, not Michael Jackson) in Capricorn. This might bring some past issues or unfinished business to the surface. But remember, you're as resilient as a cockroach surviving a nuclear apocalypse. You've got this! #PlutoRetrograde Just remember, the full moon is 13.1 days old, which is pretty much the middle age crisis in moon years. It might be having a bit of a hard time, so maybe send it some cosmic love, will ya? In conclusion, things might seem a little intense, but don't panic! You're a Capricorn, you can handle it. And if all else fails, just blame it on the stars. They won't mind. #BlameItOnTheStars Stay groovy, Caps! 🌌🚀🌕

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-31-07-2023)

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