Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold Onto Your Horns: Saturn's About to Pull a Quantum Prank!"

The next Capricorn will start in 113 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 93 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 146 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 127 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Capricorn, buckle up. We're about to get Star Trek-y with your horoscope! With Pluto going retrograde in your sign, we could say it's like when Voyager got stuck in the Delta Quadrant - far from home and not entirely sure how you'll get back. But hey, look on the bright side – at least no Borg cubes are chasing you. This Pluto retrograde is asking you to reassess your life's direction, much like Janeway had to continually reassess Voyager's course back to the Alpha Quadrant. It might seem daunting, but remember, this is the same lady who once said, "Sometimes, you just have to punch your way through." So, take a leaf out of her book. Roll up your sleeves and face the unknown! As for the Full Moon, well, it's currently at 15.1 days old. Or, as we say in space lingo, it's about as full as Neelix’s cooking pot after he discovers a planet full of Leola root. This could mean that emotions are running high. But don't worry, it's just a phase... moon phase, that is. Capricorn, during this period, try to embrace your inner Vulcan. Logic over emotion. Be guided by your goals, not your feelings, and you'll find your way back to your Alpha Quadrant. Remember, the best way to predict the future is to create it. So, go forth and explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before! 🚀🖖 #CapricornChronicles #PlutoRetrograde #MoonPhaseMadness #StarTrekHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-31-08-2023)