Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Twin-side is Having a Party and the Universe is Bringing Chips!"

The next Gemini will start in 325 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 13 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 339 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 328 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 330 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! The waxing gibbous moon is 12.3 days old, which in astrologer terms means it's officially a moody teenager. It doesn't want to go to its room, but it also doesn't want to come out and play. Sound familiar? This week, you might feel a bit like a replicant on the run - unsure of your place in the world, questioning your purpose and arguing with inanimate objects. You know, just your standard existential crisis. But don't stress, Gemini! It's all part of the cosmic dance. If we didn't question ourselves, how would we ever grow? You might be tempted to ask the universe, "Why me?" Well, I hate to break it to you, but the universe doesn't always have a reason. Sometimes, it just rolls the dice and hopes for the best. So, don't take it personally. My advice for you, Gemini, is to buckle up and enjoy the ride. Remember that, like the moon, we all go through phases. Don't feel pressured to be in full 'supermoon' mode all the time. It's okay to be a little gibbous now and then. In the words of the immortal Deckard, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." This week, you might see things you wouldn't believe either. Embrace the weirdness. It's what makes life interesting. So, go forth, Gemini - chase those dreams as if they were neon unicorns galloping across a futuristic cityscape. And remember, it's okay to take a rain check on that starship ride if you're not feeling up to it. The stars will still be there tomorrow. #GeminiVibes #WaxingGibbousMood #BladeRunnerWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-01-07-2023)