Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Twin-tastic Time as Mercury Aligns with the Force, Oh Dear!"

The next Gemini will start in 50 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 21 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 71 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus moves to Gemini in 9 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Gemini smegheads! Prepare to blast off on a cosmic journey through the stars with your trusty, nerdy astrologer, who's got a PhD in Quantum Astrology and a minor in Groovy Vibes. 🚀 As the Waxing Gibbous moon swells like a zit on the face of the universe, it's currently 11.1 days old - but don't let its age fool you, Gemini! It's still got the energy of a spring lamb with a rocket up its bum. 🌔🐑💥 Your dual nature might have you feeling like you're playing hopscotch on a tightrope, but fear not, my celestial friends! The planets are aligning in your favor, much like Rimmer's hologram discs in a game of celestial poker. #HologramLife This month, let your inner Space Hippy loose and embrace your nerdy side. Grab your moon boots, slap on some tie-dye, and do the science dance with me! Remember, it's all groovy in the cosmos, baby. 😎✌️🔬 As Mercury zips around the sun like Lister after a curry, you'll find that communication is coming as easily to you as a sarcastic comment from the Cat. Be bold and speak your mind, but try not to let your inner Rimmer take over - nobody wants a smeghead for a friend. #MercurysInRetrogradeButYoureNot Don't forget to keep an eye out for Kryten's Laundry List Comet, because it only comes around once every millennia, and you don't want to miss this cosmic event! It's said to bring good fortune, or at least clean socks, to those who spot it. 🧦☄️ Stay groovy, Gemini, and remember: in space, no one can hear you do an Arnold J Rimmer-worthy salute. 🖖 #Gemini #RedDwarfAstrology #WaxingGibbousMoon #NerdyHippieAstrologer

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